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megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

Some dude goes to find somebody and sticks his hand in a toilet.

some ugly human douchebag gets blown up by bug aliens then blows them up or something

Some blonde asshole with a big fucking sword angsts his way to success. Also the main villain is a bishonen piece of yaoi shit with an equally long weaboo katana (probably to compensate for something).

some spineless tool cheats on his hormonal girlfriend with the booby slut goddess who turns out to be a possessive bitch. he has angst nightmares where he has to climb shit and then has to cheer when he reaches the end of the levels even though fucking monsters are still after his dumb ass, and he sees everyone as sheep when he dreams because that’s why.

also fuck blocks.

Some shit head has weird fucking dreams about being some gay little boy who hangs out with a dog knight and a duck wizard. Also some other weird fucking animals and people and shit. He then meets some guy who’s gay for him and eventually her turns into that douche of a little boy and goes off killing giant ants who steal hearts or some shit. It’s just one giant yaoi clusterfuck. He also talks about looking for his friends a lot and everyone is like stfu no gives a shit. Save da worlds asshole. He’s a mouse’s bitch. The end.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)